hi im bridget and i have no life ~  

dontworrybekarl:

my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’  and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it 

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jawn-imbored:

contentbabe:

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

smart-ass mom

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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heyboohey:

FREEEEZE!